my random life continues
status check - infinitely amused
background ambiance - laughter (mostly mine)


i love the way police work. if you read through the lines, it reads like this:


oh hi, you're calling about a brief? ok, and while i'm at it, why don't i throw you a front page story in the most random, nonchalant of possible ways? you're welcome ...


thank you, my dear men and women in uniform - you have continued the best mood i've been in ages. i'm truly on top of the world today. huzzah!