i <3 oscar.

whenever i watch pre-award show coverage, i am angered by how ridiculously lame the "reporters" are. this year is already no exception. billy bush's interview with a. jolie reeked of leering sketchball - the fact that he asked her to wave from the fourth step up the staircase and missed her turning a sharp corner made it all that much better.

i could do such a better job than this lame idiot ...