How does the country song go? And why do I remember it?

Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
DId I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights?

Jose and I reunited on Saturday night. One brief, dazzling evening of pulsing lights, dancing and debauchery.

On Sunday, I decided to reinstate my anti-tequila-shot stance. It's not just a break. Jose Cuervo and I have broken up.

I don't like getting drunk. I don't enjoy the feeling of losing control, and I hate the next day hangover. So you can imagine how I felt yesterday, as I suffered the fourth worst hangover in V history.

A breakup. No chance of reconcilliation.