we're all crazy today. between the front office giddiness, conversations about kato kaelin with my brother (please dear god don't ask) and my IMs with my roommate, i'm cracking up.

an example:

roommate: i've been in DC too long b/c that's seriously a consideration ... he could be brad pitt and a republican and i'd have to pause and reconsider.
me: well, if brad pitt came up to me and said, "hi, i'm brad pitt and i'm a republican," i'd have a one-night stand with him without question....

...but i'd loathe myself in the morning for it. ;-)
roommate: oh yes, one nite stand is a given.....