WHAT?!?!? so the word on the street is that scotty's not going to be back with john and the boys...first the whole thing with jamie, which, admittedly, everyone's saying isn't true. but the fact that it was even rumored...now this whole scotty thing (which, according to sources, they announced at the show in wherever-they-played last night). scotty's journal tidbits are funny as hell, he seemed to do a great job (except the whole incident with the set list in june at the paradise, but i digress), and well, i hope he's going to be doing something great, because otherwise, that sucks.

tonight, bethy, michelle, chucky, jen kelly and i had a very in depth discussion about jesus and god. some highlights:

"GUYS! now everytime i go into the chapel, i'm going to be thinking about jesus' erection!"

"dude, jesus was hung like a stallion, and he was crooked--according to the statue."

"are you trying to say that jesus was not capable of getting it up? he was a man, he got erections!"

"the second 'coming' of christ???"

"the 'right hand' of the father???"

"he will judge the living and dead. necrophilia???"

"nonono. god is all AROUND you. there's no way he can be INSIDE you."

"no, god is a woman."

"the reason it says 'he' is because the word doesn't translate. there was no gender. it could be he, she, ram..."
"ram? honey, that's not helping your cause."

"it wouldn't be like that. he would take human form. look at zeus."
"yeah, zeus was all up on that shit."

"GUYS!!! COME ON!!!!"
"come on? good choice of words!"
"AURGH!!!!!"

with that, one of my housemates went to church, another and i went to get alcohol, and the other went to bed.

ah, things are back to normal.