how do you know your child in is the hands of decent, good housemates and friends?

michelle: you'd better look cute tonight!!!!
me: why? is he going to be there?
michelle: yes, he is!
me: did he say anything about me?
michelle: yeah, he said he wants to fuck you like an animal. he wants to feel you from the inside.
me: holding up telephone say hi dad!
michelle: surprised expression uh...hi dad!
dad: tell michelle hi and thanks. i'll let you guys...talk...bye!

michelle called him back to inform him she was quoting lyrics from a song.

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