Just sayin'

This might be one to go down as one of the worst pickup lines in history.

"So the two men over there? They are, how do you say it? They are gay. I needed someone to talk to. So how are you?"

Oh, Montreal. Crazy, quirky Montreal. You and your shows and your characters and your U-turns and your blocked off roads. You try to outwit me each time, fair Montreal. And you almost got me this time.

And thus one of the most bizarre days shifted into one wacky kind of evening.

Montreal. Oh you.