you know, i'm a girl with simple needs. for instance, i present this:

Victoria's List of Needs
(as of 3:34 p.m. on 3/10/3)
- the office to close early (yeah right)
- a nice, uncrowded subway car to ride home in
- a chance to excercise without feeling like i'm going against doctor's orders ;-)
- orlando bloom waiting for me when i get home

is that REALLY so much to ask? i didn't think so either.

it is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his faults. so to love a man that you cannot bear to see a stain upon him, and to speak painful truth through loving words, that is friendship.
--henry ward beecher