coming to a theatre near you: VORTEX, based on VORTEX: the great american novel, the tale of a band, vortex, trying to get ahead in this crazy world by making it big at a seedy LA club--VORTEX. starring: v, hayden christensen and pairing newcomers m and e. special appearances by casey affleck, jesse bradford, and cb.

doesn't it have a nice ring to it?