yet another example of classic mraz-ism:

I was also able to sit down with my favorite sandwich, the BLT, a special sandwich, a sandwich that deserves a serious study. Think about it. If you consider mayonnaise as a dairy product, the sandwich contains all of the four major food groups. If you don't think of it that way or do not prefer mayo, have a glass of milk. No matter where you order this fine deli delight, as it is served everywhere, you will find everyone makes it different. Such a simple sandwich yet so diverse to each diner's doing. The biggest difference remains to be the price. I often get sick of the BLT even though I'm infatuated with it. Today I had to order it since it was 15 dollars. End result, delicious.