Some nights, when you get home late and your stomach is growling but you haven't the energy to make a really late-night dinner and you realize you've run around all day long for what feels at the end of the day as if it was to no avail, you need to just take a second.

Take a second, eat potato chips with ketchup, drink a Diet Orange Sunkist, watch "Gilmore Girls" despite the fact that it's a repeat because you know it'll make you laugh regardless...

And just breathe.

I commence breathing...now.

After I get a little extra ketchup.