i swear i should buy stock in big red gum.

in other news...bubonic plague in nyc. imagine sitting in the doctor's office (or in a hospital bed or something) and the doctor walking in.

"well, doctor?"

"i'm sorry, you have the bubonic plague."

"hahaha. funny. dark ages reference, i get it. now what do i really have?"

"the bubonic plague."

"oh shit."