And this is why friends rock

Myspace message. Ooh, goody.

To: V
From: [Friend]
Subject: No Subject

...HOBBES IS A STUPIDFACE THAT IS NOT WORTHY ENOUGH TO STEP ON THE SAME SIDEWALK AS YOU, LET ALONE BE GOOD ENOUGH EVER TO SMOOCH YOU!...

To: [Friend]
From: V
Subject: Re: No Subject

I just totally blogged that shit, yo...

Friends are tops on my list.

But cryptic nicknames come in at a close second.