V: Hello?
Mom: Hey, good, you picked up.
V: I'd been planning on calling you, too. How surprised were you to hear the news?
M: Of...?
V: You haven't heard?
M: What are you talking about?
V: Bronson Arroyo.
M: What about him?
V: He was traded.
M: WHAT?
V: I KNOW!
M: Where?
V: Cincinnati.
M: Why?
V: For Pena.
M: Why?
V: I know! I don't know!
M: When did this happen.
V: Today. I didn't believe it 'til I saw it in print.
M: Wow. (Calls out, away from phone) They traded Bronson...Bronson...BRONSON. ARROYO. Red Sox.
Dad: (muffled) WHAT?
V: I KNOW!